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The Senateby Bill Clinton |
The senate met in house today, To impeach my ass without delay, I used a trick in quite a hurry, A little thing termed called perjury. I have no friends... I am forsaken, I sit here alone... badly shaken, My lying ass deserves no mercy, But somehow thru it all I see relief, My story being beyond belief, I sit here surrounded by wet cigars. Later... I'll call Larry Flynt, To see what evil he has dug up, And... tell a few lies to people around me, To see what else I can screw up, The country loves me... so am I bad? The polls don't show it, It drives Republican's mad, But most of all... I miss those lips, It was just a few little slips, Please don't impeach my lying ass! |
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