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The Senateby Bill Clinton |
The senate met in house today, to impeach my ass without delay, I used a trick in quite a hurry, A little thing termed called perjury, I have no friends, I am forsaken, I sit here alone, badly shaken, My lying ass deserves no mercy, But somehow thru it all I see relief, My story being beyond belief, I sit here surrounded by wet cigars. Later I'll call Larry Flynt, To see what evil he has dug up, And tell a few lies to people around me, To see what else I can screw up, The country loves me so Am I bad? The polls don't show it, It drives Republican's mad, But most of all I miss those lips, It was just a few little slips, Please don't impeach my lying ass! |