The Senate

by Bill Clinton

 
  The senate met in house today,
To impeach my ass without delay,
I used a trick in quite a hurry,
A little thing termed called perjury.

I have no friends... I am forsaken,
I sit here alone... badly shaken,
My lying ass deserves no mercy,
But somehow thru it all I see relief,
My story being beyond belief,
I sit here surrounded by wet cigars.

Later... I'll call Larry Flynt,
To see what evil he has dug up,
And... tell a few lies to people around me,
To see what else I can screw up,
The country loves me... so am I bad?
The polls don't show it,
It drives Republican's mad,
But most of all... I miss those lips,
It was just a few little slips,
Please don't impeach my lying ass!