The Senate

by Bill Clinton
 
  The Senate met in-house today,
To impeach my ass without delay,
I used a trick in quite a hurry,
A little thing termed called perjury.

I have no friends, I am forsaken,
I sit here alone, badly shaken,
My lying ass deserves no mercy,
But somehow thru it all I see relief,
My story being beyond belief,
I sit here surrounded by wet cigars.

Later I'll call Larry Flynt,
To see what evil he has dug up,
And tell a few lies to people around me,
To see what else I can screw up,
The country loves me, so am I bad?
The polls don't show it,
It drives Republicans mad,
But, most of all, I miss those lips,
It was just a few little slips,
Please don't impeach my lying ass!